Posted by
Kim on Thursday, August 31, 2006 4:16:38 PM
...and then get a job at Wal-Mart and then insist they give my dog domestic partner benefits.
Yup, that's what I'm going to do.
Apparantly Wal-Mart is changing.
The American Family Association has released this article.
Seriously.
I love my dog. I have a deep meaningful relationship with my dog. It's not weird or anything, he's like my child. Why should anyone but me have the right to decide his role in my life?
Ok, so maybe that's extreme. My dog doesn't even have a social security number. Ok, well, I'm a spinster, my brother is an eternal bachelor, I'll marry him so we can get domestic partner benefits.
How about that?
Can ya tell I'm VISCIOUSLY opposed to this? Can ya?